Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: I'm gonna say this once. 'Gonna say it simple. And I hope to God for your sakes you all listen. There are no Abominable Snowmen. There are so Sasquatches. There are no Big Feet! [the family begins to giggle. Unbeknownst to Wrightwood, Harry is standing right behind him] Dr. Wallace Wrightwood: Am I missing something?

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Look at Me! I'm Undecided!

Undecided voters are the new reality TV star: people who seek affirmation from attention and coddling.

Being an undecided voter is pretty sweet: you get front row to tickets to all the good debates, you get to be on TV (and you just love the camera, don't you?), and everyone listens to what you have to say and what your opinions are.

Can we just remember for a second that undecided voters are, by their very definition, simply people who can't make up their mind?!

I kid, I kid.

But really. Choose already.

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